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tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

(via dlubes)

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faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

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fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.
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catskid100:

lordstarscream:

catskid100:

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"Hey~"

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Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

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"I’d love to see you try, sasuke"

(via isolated-roots)

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reblog / 3793 me and bae having sexbae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
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backdoorteenmom:
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popiscle:

lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

i Love cheating! so much fun

(via naughtily)

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pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT
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lmpossibleprincess:

send this picture to your crush

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(via dlubes)

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lindsaychrist:

who the fuck even is this
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